By day I am a toy making elf, by night, I am asleep.

I am a geek and this is where I let that show.

 

You never wanted careful, anyway: ~

gatheringbones:

what if medusa were hot

what if medusa only turned dudes into stone and there was a big ol’ lady loophole in her stone-turning powers

so maybe the two of you could just hang out in her apartment while her hair slithers endlessly over itself and doesn’t smell like a gross…

do-you-have-a-flag:

eightertrek:

accidentalformalist:

Francis Alÿs

The Nightwatch

Surveillance cameras observe a fox exploring the Tudor and Georgian rooms of the National Portrait Gallery at night.

SHIFTER.

that second photo

may be my favourite thing ever

Really, can’t a guy enjoy some art in peace?

I was going to do stuff today, but I guess I’ll just look at this instead.

I was going to do stuff today, but I guess I’ll just look at this instead.

(Source: kingruffalo)

GLITTERING SCRIVENER: FIGS

mariadahvanaheadley:

1. So, you eat the apple instead of the fig. What kind of fool are you? Apples tend toward mush. Apples are often nothing close to as delectable as apples appear. Nevertheless. You choose the apple, despite the millions upon millions of figs that hang fat and succulent from every fig tree. The…

mystradedoodles:

abigail-nicole:

the glorious 25th of may. were you there?“They did the job they didn’t have to do, and they died doing it, and you can’t give them anything. Do you understand? They fought for those who’d been abandoned, they fought for one another, and they were betrayed. Men like them always are. What good would a statue be? It’d just inspire new fools to believe they’re going to be heroes. They wouldn’t want that. Just let them be. Forever.”

All the little angels rise up, rise upAll the little angels rise up highHow do they rise up, rise up, rise up?How do they rise up, rise up high?They rise arse up, arse up, arse up, they rise arse up, arse up high!

mystradedoodles:

abigail-nicole:

the glorious 25th of may. were you there?

“They did the job they didn’t have to do, and they died doing it, and you can’t give them anything. Do you understand? They fought for those who’d been abandoned, they fought for one another, and they were betrayed. Men like them always are. What good would a statue be? It’d just inspire new fools to believe they’re going to be heroes. They wouldn’t want that. Just let them be. Forever.”

All the little angels rise up, rise up
All the little angels rise up high
How do they rise up, rise up, rise up?
How do they rise up, rise up high?
They rise arse up, arse up, arse up, they rise arse up, arse up high!


therealfoxxcub:

swing-set-in-december:

cubiewi:

What happened to my life

the reason i’ve neglected my other fandoms

GPOY

I’m sorry my other fandoms, this happened.

therealfoxxcub:

swing-set-in-december:

cubiewi:

What happened to my life

the reason i’ve neglected my other fandoms

GPOY

I’m sorry my other fandoms, this happened.

(Source: cubieheheh)