By day I am a toy making elf, by night, I am asleep.

I am also a geek and this is my geeky Tumblr.

 

earldense:

ship-captain-cat:

king-in-yellow:

Ever wanted to see a secretary bird make out with a lammergeier? Nah, me neither. 

REMEMBER THE BIRD BL DOUJINSHI?

Here are a couple of sample images from both FORBIDDEN BIRD BOY LOVE ~Eden~ and FORBIDDEN BIRD BOY LOVE ~Paradice Reguined~ or, as the cover puts it, “BL of the bird, by the bird, for the bird.”

I’m not going to scan either of them more than this, because the creators were nice enough to make them available for international buyers to purchase (here) and (here). (Oops, the first one is sold out.)

It’s mostly short cute stories with totally accurate depictions of birds; I can identify most of the species visually, and it’s weird shit like nightjars and gay penguins and swallows and burrowing owl x king vulture and kiwi x ostrich and all that sort of shit. A+ would buy again.

I am overcome with dangerous curiousity

Why does this exist.

I need it.

I didn’t know I need this, but I do.

moniquill:

Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.

elloellenoh:

real-life-dipper-pines:

innerbrat:

witchguardian:

Park Chan Wook has finally decided on his next project: Agassi (아가씨, literally meaning “young lady”) will be an adaptation of Sarah Waters‘ Fingersmith, a period crime novel that follows young female thieves (called, you guessed it, fingersmiths). However, the location will be switched from Victorian London to Korea under Japanese rule. 

For those who didn’t know yet

bookelfe
!

diva-viva ATTENTION ATTENTION

COOL!!

!!!!!!!

clarebarexo:

Release Me Garterbelt- the straps are removable so it can be worn as a waist cincher, or layered over clothing #clarebare #instalingerie #thighhighs #thighhighthurs #thighhighthursday #garterbelt #waistcincher #garters #thursday (at DTLA)

Reblogging for millhill, look at the pretty!

clarebarexo:

Release Me Garterbelt- the straps are removable so it can be worn as a waist cincher, or layered over clothing #clarebare #instalingerie #thighhighs #thighhighthurs #thighhighthursday #garterbelt #waistcincher #garters #thursday (at DTLA)

Reblogging for millhill, look at the pretty!

mugi-kimono-world:

集合!鳩の定例集会 ~ レトロで楽しいコーディネート ~

レトロな鳩のアンティーク着物 × 味のある縞の現代綴れ帯

喋むものや、悠々と飛翔するもの・・・たくさんの鳩が楽しく賑やかにデザインされたアンティーク着物に、スタイリッシュなストライプの現代帯を合わせたコーディネートです

躍動感に溢れるデザインに心踊りますね!

ICHIROYAサイトにて販売中です

こちらからご覧いただけます

着物 : http://japan.ichiroya.com/item/list2/256573/

帯 : http://japan.ichiroya.com/item/list2/271847

*帯〆・帯揚げ等の小物類は私物です

*They are available at ICHIROYA.

To English page

Kimono : http://www.ichiroya.com/item/list2/256573/

Obi : http://www.ichiroya.com/item/list2/271847

*Obijime cord and obiage sash are not for sale.

Oh no. This is perfection.