By day I am a toy making elf, by night, I am asleep.

I am also a geek and this is my geeky Tumblr.

 

nevillellongbottom:

Sticks and stones may break your bones but tv shows and books will crush your soul to a million pieces 

(Source: ackacked)

hellotailor:

Is it just me or is he legit just being styled as Dream of the Endless? I mean, I don’t want to seem like a Tumblr lunatic here, but TOM HIDDLESTON FOR SANDMAN!!! TOM HIDDLESTON FOR SANDMAN!!!

You are not alone!

When I first saw these pictures on my dash, I thought that somehow an Endless movie had come out without me knowing.
The likeness is uncanny.

(Source: fyeahhiddlesworth)

hahamagartconnect:

SOME PIGEONS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS

“Artist Julian Charriere dyed 35 pigeons with a ‘pigeon apparatus’. The machine works as a bird trap with a conveyor belt mechanism, ones inside the machine the pigeon get automatically airbrushed in different colors. The machine was installed for a week on a roof in Copenhagen. Afterwards the colorful birds were released once again to mingle with the other pigeons in the wild. The artist wanted to change the perspective on our daily reality by adding something strange to the picture that you might notice with just a glimpse.”*

*story and pics reblogged from IGNANT

macpye:

ftmark:

ok i kinda dig this except what the fuck why is it 

1. implying it all started with skinny white people????

2. implying a form of evolution that clearly focuses on skinny white people?

3. is one billion percent cishet as far as I can see???

4. what is with all the rape scenes? I mean is it trying to be like ‘humans have always been rapey and murderous’ because ok i guess but still what the fuck… maybe this is supposed to be a history of violence, or dynastys I guess?

this whole damn thing kinda rubs me the wrong way… could we maybe have a chat about this tumblr? what do you think?

I think this… thing says a lot about the person who made it. I deduce they’re  a heterosexual white cismale who needs a lesson on feminism if he thinks it’s okay to portray women purely as objects for men to get sexual gratification from.

This is by Milo Manara, who makes a living portraying women purely as objects for men to get sexual gratification from.

I love the way Manara draws, even as I hate his subject matter with equal passion.

(Source: drrestless)

thisismymonkey:

supervelma:

thekattcameback:

ughwhocares:

Most upsetting gif.

Oh my god this is killing me. I want to hang this gif on the wall of wear it on a shirt.

I can’t stop watching it, it’s magical

This might be my favorite gif in a very long time.

Oh My God.

thisismymonkey:

supervelma:

thekattcameback:

ughwhocares:

Most upsetting gif.

Oh my god this is killing me. I want to hang this gif on the wall of wear it on a shirt.

I can’t stop watching it, it’s magical

This might be my favorite gif in a very long time.

Oh My God.

(Source: gifmyass)

hellotailor:

dont-do-womens-just-raf-simons:

alcoholicgifts:

dawningofnovelty:

balkanwarcriminal:

nncharlesz:

homovikings:

stephherself:

OMG, I’m watching E News and they randomly show a teaser for Thor 2 and this bastard shows up. I’m fangirling so damn hard!!!

I CAN’T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY AT ALL I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I’M GONNA VOMIT ALL I FUCKING SEE IS TOMMY WISEAU FROM THE ROOM


You’re not the only one.

I guess you could say Loki’s fed ahp with this wurld.

Thor you think of everything!

ha ha ha, what a story, allfather

I DID NAHT HIT HER! I DID NAAAAHHHT HIT HER! I DID NAHT—OH HI, THOR!

GENUINELY ALSO MISTOOK LOKI FOR TOMMY WISEAU AS I SCROLLED DOWN, OH MY GOD.

I also thought it was Tommy Wiseau.
”- OH HI, THOR!”
I am unable to can.The Room has ruined me. 

hellotailor:

dont-do-womens-just-raf-simons:

alcoholicgifts:

dawningofnovelty:

balkanwarcriminal:

nncharlesz:

homovikings:

stephherself:

OMG, I’m watching E News and they randomly show a teaser for Thor 2 and this bastard shows up. I’m fangirling so damn hard!!!

I CAN’T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY AT ALL I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I’M GONNA VOMIT ALL I FUCKING SEE IS TOMMY WISEAU FROM THE ROOM

image

You’re not the only one.

I guess you could say Loki’s fed ahp with this wurld.

Thor you think of everything!

ha ha ha, what a story, allfather

I DID NAHT HIT HER! I DID NAAAAHHHT HIT HER! I DID NAHT—OH HI, THOR!

GENUINELY ALSO MISTOOK LOKI FOR TOMMY WISEAU AS I SCROLLED DOWN, OH MY GOD.

I also thought it was Tommy Wiseau.

”- OH HI, THOR!”

I am unable to can.
The Room has ruined me.